LAUGHTER AND KISSES
John: What would it take to make you give
me a kiss ?
Jill: An anaesthetic.
Mother: Was that young man trying
to kiss you against your will?
Daughter:He belives he was
Professors of different subjects define the same word
in different ways:
- A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into
a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science
- A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof.
of Algebra
- A kiss is the shortest distance between
two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry
- A kiss is the contraction of mouth due
to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics
- A kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry
- A kiss is the interchange of unisexual
salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology
- A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular
ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof.
of Physiology
- A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. -
Prof. of Dentistry
- A kiss is a credit because it is profitable
when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy
- A kiss is that thing for which the demand
is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics
- A kiss is an event whose probability depends on
the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics
- A kiss is the persecution for the child,
ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. -
Prof. of Philosophy
- Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
- Prof. of Engineering
- A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction;
it is more common than proper; it is spoken in
the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof.
of English
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