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Pick up lines
- A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do
you have the energy?"
- Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got
all weekend.
- God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet
.
- Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
- Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get
a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take
them off you.
- Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come
with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls
looking for you.
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from
here
- Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
- As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something?
She: What? Me!
- Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want
to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- How was heaven when you left it?
- I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear
of losing you.
- Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else
like you on earth!
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your
heart.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost
at sea.
- Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my
prayers.
- You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
- Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa
to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
- Are we related? Do you want to be?
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off
my feet.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work
at it?
- I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the
Pretty Woman.
- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold
it against me?
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such
a finely tuned body?
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look
that good.
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making
the other women look really bad.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.
- If god made any thing better than you he keep it for
him self.
- Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a
bottle!
- Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
- Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I
just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful
you are."
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk
by again?
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