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If your blind date is a Sharon Stone/Tom Cruise look alike, you would most likely
Be tongue-tied!!
Take him/her to the one hangout your friends frequent
Never summon the guts to confront him/her!!!
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Men Are Like... 

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    You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
  • ... Chocolate Bars.
    Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
  • ... Coffee.
    The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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    You can't believe a word they say.
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    Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
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    Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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    They take way too long to mature.
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    They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
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    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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    The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
  • ... Popcorn.
    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  • ... Weather.
    Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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