Men Are Like... 

• ... Blenders.
  You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
  
• ... Chocolate Bars.
  Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
  
• ... Coffee.
  The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
  
• ... Commercials.
  You can't believe a word they say.
  
• ... Computers.
  Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
  
• ... Coolers.
  Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
  
• ... Copiers.
  You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
  
• ... Curling Irons.
  They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
  
• ... Government Bonds.
  They take way too long to mature.
  
• ... Horoscopes.
  They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
  
• ... Lava Lamps.
  Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
  
• ... Mascara.
  They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  
• ... Parking Spots.
  The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
  
• ... Popcorn.
  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  
• ... Weather.
  Nothing can be done to change either one of them.