STUCK??!!!
OK, you have a date and you know you haven't clicked,
and you know how to politely refuse. just try some
of the following. you need it? We got it?
- Have a red T-Shirt? Grab some psychedelic
paints and paint across the front : Just because
I flirt.does not mean I am interested!
- He/She likes the chicken wings they
serve at a particular hang out? Overnight you have
turned into a strict vegetarian, and cruelty towards
animals is so appalling!
- You think the guy/gal across the street
is drop dead gorgeous and you would do absolutely anything
to get just a minute of his/her time!
- You have this pathetic history where
you have always left this string of heartbreaks in
your wake.
- Commitments? You think the world of
them. If you are in there is no way you are going
to get out! You would make life miserable for your
partner if he/she tried such a stunt with you!
- Your counselor once told you that
you might be suffering from a mental disorder called
CPD-Complex personality disorder, which means that
anything said not in your favour makes you want to
create a scene! Of course it was just crap!
- You absolutely hate the colour blue!
Oh? Isn't he/she wearing something in blue? Oh it is
the pthalo blue!! That IS such a rare colour. Unique
tastes huh?
If this does not do the trick. then you might as
well bodily get up and walk away, never ever to
turn back and cast a second glance.
For those who dare click here for some real good one-liners
that will definitely leave the other one feeling blue!
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