STUCK??!!!

OK, you have a date and you know you haven't clicked, and you know how to politely refuse. just try some of the following. you need it? We got it?

• Have a red T-Shirt? Grab some psychedelic paints and paint across the front : Just because I flirt.does not mean I am interested!
• He/She likes the chicken wings they serve at a particular hang out? Overnight you have turned into a strict vegetarian, and cruelty towards animals is so appalling!
• You think the guy/gal across the street is drop dead gorgeous and you would do absolutely anything to get just a minute of his/her time!
• You have this pathetic history where you have always left this string of heartbreaks in your wake.
• Commitments? You think the world of them. If you are in there is no way you are going to get out! You would make life miserable for your partner if he/she tried such a stunt with you!
• Your counselor once told you that you might be suffering from a mental disorder called CPD-Complex personality disorder, which means that anything said not in your favour makes you want to create a scene! Of course it was just crap!
• You absolutely hate the colour blue! Oh? Isn't he/she wearing something in blue? Oh it is the pthalo blue!! That IS such a rare colour. Unique tastes huh?

If this does not do the trick. then you might as well bodily get up and walk away, never ever to turn back and cast a second glance.

For those who dare click here for some real good one-liners that will definitely leave the other one feeling blue!