If looks is not your strong point, and even if it is; if you want to make an impression and don't know how; if you are often left tongue tied and have absolutely no clue as to what to do next, read on and you might just find something to help you by!

• Man: Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt?    Man: When you fell out of heaven?
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
• I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Woman: No.) Well then, please start.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• [ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

The art of talking back!

Tired of being smart talked to? Want to give it back and even out the scores? Well yours truly always there to help you when you need it the most!

• Man: Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt?    Man: When you fell out of heaven?- No but I can feel the pain after meeting you!
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Didn't you read the signboards? They say in bold: Trespassers will be Prosecuted!
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! - Was just wondering about that awful stench, now I know!
• I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. - You must be dreaming too, that's the only place where I would talk to you
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? - Right next door to my boyfriend! He's the Schwarzgeneger look alike standing there, ask him for specific directions!
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Woman: No.) Well then, please start. - Sorry, got better things to do!
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? - Glad to know your head is where it should be!
• You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. - Yes, took me sometime before I realized was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
• [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" - No wonder this shirt costs a fortune, there must be a heavy duty on clothing coming from a place that far!