Women are like.

KIDNEYS - because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

COPIER - because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

SPONGES - because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE - because it is always getting hit on.

HOURGLASS - because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

REMOTE CONTROL -. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.